Coffee flavor stories from the weird, mistaken, clumsy and misguided.

by Nick (Coffee Detective)
(Montreal)

People seem to love trying different coffee flavors. This time of year pumpkin seems to be a favorite. Yes, a little weird for us folks who like our coffee to be flavored like, well, coffee.

But not half as weird as the stuff you’ll find people talking about on Twitter and Facebook. Here is a short selection of coffee flavor weirdness I dug up.

# Think nothing is impossible? Try getting the Ramen Noodle flavor packet out of a cup of coffee once it was dumped in during one of my "blond" moments this morning. Ruined a perfectly great cup of coffee!

# I wish Coffee Mate made a flavor called Motivation.

# If you wish to add more fiber to your diet, do not add sugar free orange flavor metamucil to your coffee.

# New crematorium cremora for that extra burnt flavor to your coffee!!!!

# MY ROOMMATES WORDS OF WISDOM Day 1: monster coffee drink + vitamin water = roast beef flavor!

# Does anyone else ever get a flavored iced coffee at dunks and it seems to be a mystery flavor you cant figure out what the hell it is yaa

# I don't drink coffee, but coffee creamer goes great to flavor cereal milk.

# Lighter body than expected, no thickness. The flavor is all dark barley, coffee and a hint of soil. Grade: B-


If you would like to avoid artificial flavorings, and enjoy all-natural flavors in your coffee, explore our page on natural flavors for coffee.