In search of a coffee shop with big bathrooms and an unlocked dumpster.

by Nick (Coffee Detective)
(Montreal)

Coffee cups in search of an unlocked dumpster?

Coffee cups in search of an unlocked dumpster?

An unlocked dumpster? I have no idea what that’s about. But yes, it was on Twitter from some guy who evidently has some very peculiar caffeine needs. See below.

As for the rest of what you’ll find below, they represent people’s thoughts and observations while enjoying their beverage of choice at various coffee shops.

All have been plucked by yours truly from various social media streams, like Twitter and Facebook.

Some or mildly amusing, others are a little odd.

# so...whers the BEST coffee shop that has the free internets, big bathroom (with a lock on the inside), and unlocked dumpster?

# And when I sing along, that just becomes embarrassing for everyone in the coffee shop.

# Coffee shop etiquette... don't clip your nails. If you do, don't throw the clippings on the floor for the baristas to clean

# This man just walked into #Starbucks and asked the lady if she had any whiskey... Hahaha! Its a coffee shop, not a bar my dude

# You're at a coffee shop with your laptop and have to pee. What do you do? Should add I have a rare table next to an outlet.

# Sitting at a coffee shop, kinda hungry, and found a cookie I bought yesterday at subway. I'm thinking I'm gonna risk it and eat it. Haha

# I once asked for directions to a coffee shop and they directed me to dunkin donuts. I was baffled.

# The queue for the coffee shop is longer than the ladies bathroom. I'm not completely sure how this is possible.

# Holy crap, lady in coffee shop. NOONE ever needs to talk that loudly on the phone. Especially in public.

# It's my goal in life to open a coffee shop called "Sartre Reference Cafe." It would consist of nothing but entrances.

# At the coffee shop. Listening to the incredibly old man hitting on the college aged barista is grating on my nerves. He is ruining my happy.


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